Our sliders are crafted using an intricate three-stage scientific process: Gather great foods. Stack great foods. Consume stack. Works great! And despite what the name implies this invention does not demonstrate lower than average static friction* as compared to other sandwiches.
*where F is the static force, μ is the coefficient of static friction, m is the mass of the slider, g is the acceleration due to gravity, and θ is the angle of the plate.